# SECURITY NOTICE: ABSINF #
absinf is a malicious multiplatform program with an insatiable urge to grow.
The program appears to circumvent typical security measures through an advanced distributed AI. Safe inspection is made impossible by its apparent ability to “break out” of virtualization and other sandboxing methods.
Afflicted systems are irretrievably integrated into absinf’s botnet within moments of introduction, causing complete data loss should the user attempt to stop it. System stability is entirely at the mercy of the process, and performance will inevitably grind to a halt as all computing power is devoted to absinf.
Conspicuous popups and ads indicate that absinf strives to overtake all usable resources in order to become a godlike entity.
Typical Locations:
C:\Windows\System32\absinf.exe
/bin/absinf (OS X, Linux)
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