shovel arm growthy things :)
nothing much, just shovel knight ascending to godhood
art blog of a large gay beetle. nsfw bara/hyper/fat content ahoy
Opening a new place, not because I am moving, it’s a “just in case” measure since I have been hearing a lot of bad rumors.
Here’s the link if you want to keep it:
I think I won’t use it (that much) since I still like the overall Tumblr meme life.
Oh, and I did a smol animation of 10 minutes, I like the breathing effect of it.
EDIT: Well, I hate how tumblr handle gifs, so, just check the supposed animation at the soup.io place.
EDIT EDIT: I copied-pasted the gif link on the picture, I think that would do it.
absinf is a malicious multiplatform program with an insatiable urge to grow.
The program appears to circumvent typical security measures through an advanced distributed AI. Safe inspection is made impossible by its apparent ability to “break out” of virtualization and other sandboxing methods.
Afflicted systems are irretrievably integrated into absinf’s botnet within moments of introduction, causing complete data loss should the user attempt to stop it. System stability is entirely at the mercy of the process, and performance will inevitably grind to a halt as all computing power is devoted to absinf.
Conspicuous popups and ads indicate that absinf strives to overtake all usable resources in order to become a godlike entity.
Typical Locations:
C:\Windows\System32\absinf.exe
/bin/absinf (OS X, Linux)
Recommended Solution: SUBMIT TO YOUR NEW AI OVERLORD
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“The Wall,” as he is known by many, is a towering, burly demon measuring
at least 7 feet tall at his smallest. Created and trained in Hell, Wall
chose not to go down a path of evil or corruption like most other
demons and currently stands in a neutral position between Hell and
Heaven. A lone knight, Wall fights off demons and angels who prey on the
innocent, but he also fends them off for his own personal safety, being
constantly targeted – he’s seen as a traitor by other demons, and his
strength and size-increasing powers are well-sought after.
Being a knight, Wall frequently wears his custom armor. The armor, as
well as his immense sword, are both tempered from unearthly ore, making
them extremely resilient and very powerful. The armor in particular is
designed to come off as needed as his size increases; the clasp on his
chest releases, allowing his shoulder guards to fall off seamlessly. The
undergarments he wears are pleated in order to allow the fabric to
expand and stretch to fit his increased mass, and his belt is looped
multiple times to allow room for slack.
Wall is very adept at runic magic due to his training while in Hell, but
he is also naturally attuned to the use of magic in general. He
inscribed a particular set of runes on his body to supplement his
immense physical strength and durability in battle. These runes have a
few other beneficial side effects such as increasing his height,
musculature, and…particular endowments.
(project with bughemoth)

he’s a pretty big guy